In my college days, an anime music video was making the rounds on campus (this was pre-YouTube) that used a clip from Neon Genesis Evangelion showing Gendo shooting someone, with the word “GENDOWNED” appearing afterward. My friends and I thought it was the funniest thing and we’d say similar “____OWNED” phrases for months afterward. That’s why the title for this page is “Pillowned.”

If you’re still confused, you are going to have to look up “owned” on Urban Dictionary.