The page title was just to cover my butt (pun not intended) on the “No clothes visible on Flint” issue. His first shirt was torn to shreds by his wingflaps, so naturally he doesn’t feel like wearing shirts anymore. But rest assured, below the waist, he is covered.

That is Clearly Not Smash Bros Brawl that he is playing on his Clearly Not a Nintendo Wii. That is Clearly Not a Triforce on the screen. I’m Clearly Not Getting Sued. Also, I guess since this is the near future, that should be a “Clearly Not a Wii-U”? Even that is a little dated for this time period, unless Nintendo’s next-next-generation console remarkably decides to keep using those controllers.