I wanted to title this “Watch Out, She’s Jeff Goldbluming,” in a reference to what his character does in Independence Day, but it seemed rather cheap. Still, that’s exactly what Cass does here, and I feel like resorting to leaps in logic via word association epiphanies is lousy writing.

Had this been released on Talk Like a Pirate Day, the title would have been “Shiver Me Noahs.”