The original Pat (#0) died of a laser beam to the head. (EJ035 12-02-02)
Pat 01 died due to the crappy operating system installed in his positronic matrix. (EJ036 12-04-02)
Pat 02 died from looking at a super-cute version of Jim (EJ037 12-06-02)
Pat 03 died from a laser beam to the head. (EJ038 12-09-02)
Pat 04 died from a laser beam to the head. (EJ039 12-11-02)
Pat 05 died from multiple gunshot wounds. (EJ040 12-13-02)
Pat 06 died of a fatal genome series inconsistency. (EJ041 12-16-02)
Pat 07 died of a gunshot to the head. (EJ042 12-18-02)
Pat 08 died by being mauled by Evil Tiny. (EJ043 12-20-02)
Pat 09 died from severe exhaustion combined with electrical shock. (EJ044 12-23-02)
Pat 10 died from overexposure to bad cartoons. (EJ045 12-24-02)
Pat 11 died from opening his Christmas present. (EJ046 12-25-02)
Pat 12 died from exposure to Bubonic Plague while playing Medieval dress-up. (EJ130 12-17-03)
Pats 13 through 20 died of undisclosed causes.
Pat 21 died from an alcohol overdose. (EJ421 02-18-04)
Pats 22 through 25 died of undisclosed causes.
Pat 26 died of unspeakable injuries. (EJ002 09-05-02)
Pat 27 died of a gunshot to the head. (EJ007 09-11-02)
Pat 28 died from multiple stab wounds. (EJ027 11-06-02)
Pat 29 died of unspeakable injuries. (EJ032 11-18-02)
Pat 30 was crushed to death by an anvil. (EJ051 01-03-03)
Pat 31 was shot in the head on his birthday. (EJ063 02-26-03)
Pat 32 died of his own stupidity. (EJ070 03-21-03)
Pat 33 died from a bolt of lightning. (EJ073 03-28-03)
Pat 34 died of a gunshot to the head. (EJ075 04-01-03)
Pat 35 died of a gunshot to the heart. (EJ086 04-25-03)
Pat 36 died of a gunshot to the head. (EJ102 09-03-03)
Pats 37-1,000,036 were killed by the Crimson Christian and LBSJ while attempting to conquer the world. (EJ099 05-28-03)

This is the end of the Pat line. However, after his final death his soul was accidentally transferred into the body of a penguin. More in the Characters section.

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